I never went to prom. Moment of silence, tears, frowny-face, over it. I spent prom night tripping on acid, trying to find my fingers and wondering if dirt would taste good. It didn’t, don’t try it. Any of that.
The four dresses featured directly below are all from Retro Fascination (an Etsy store with many more where these came from). Reasonably priced, and in all sizes and colors!
It’s hard to tell if a prom dress is hideously ugly, or totally cool. Such a fine line. However, every dress you see in this blog post is bona fide, 100% totally tubular (see 80s Urban Dictionary).
I only like pink because of Molly Ringwald
I invented the Post-It Note
Yes, it’s leather. I like to feature a lot of vegan items, but I still LOVE me some leather. THIS DRESS IS THE ONE AND ONLY BOMB! Leather, lace, strapless, ruffles…I am having a freakin’ heart attack! GET THIS DRESS: Hooked on Honey